TIKTOK SKIT SCRIPTS 2025

Was tasked with creating a slew of tiktok scripts to be sprinkled throughout the year. While funny, these got chopped due to client budget issues. :c

Hopefully you can appreciate them more than they did.

  • OPEN ON LEAF IN THE BREAK ROOM. HE’S ATTEMPTING TO PLAY THE GUITAR.
    THE FRUITS GATHER, LOOKING CONFUSED.


    SUPER: a leaf of all trades

    [ALT] the office Renaissance man


    APPLE: Is he…good?


    GREEN GRAPE: No, but he’s confident, and that’s what matters.


    LEAF STRIKES A HORRIBLE NOTE BUT SMILES PROUDLY.


    POST COPY: talent? questionable. confidence? Unmatched.

    [ALT]  leaf’s next gig: fruitstock 2025

    [ALT] every band needs an enthusiastic backup leaf

  • OPEN ON A SPINNING OFFICE CHAIR SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM. CUE SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC.

    SUPER: When there’s just one chair left in the meeting room

    PAN OUT TO GREEN GRAPE AND LEAF STANDING ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE ROOM, FACING EACH OTHER LIKE COWBOYS IN A WESTERN. 

    CUT TO A SERIES OF TENSE, WIDE SHOT OF BOTH FRUITS SQUARING OFF. THE MUSIC BUILDS ASLEAF’S HAND CLENCHES AND UNCLENCHES, GREEN GRAPE CRACKS HER KNUCKLES, AND THE CHAIR SPINS SLOWLY IN THE CENTER. 

    THEY RACE TOWARD IT.

    POST COPY:some chairs are worth fighting for
    [ALT] this 5,000 square foot office ain’t big enough for the two of us
    [ALT] in a duel, one must show no mercy

  • LOCATION: Kitchen

    SUPER: every meal prep journey starts with one step

    ALT: apple just reinvented meal prep 🍎✨

    OPEN ON: APPLE STANDING IN THE KITCHEN, STARING AT A GIANT PILE OF PLASTIC MEAL PREP CONTAINERS.

    CUT TO: APPLE PUTTING A SINGLE GRAPE INTO ONE OF THE CONTAINERS AND SEALING IT WITH GREAT SATISFACTION.

    APPLE: Done.

    CUT TO: GREEN GRAPE WATCHING IN JUDGMENT FROM THE COUNTER.

    GREEN GRAPE: This is why I don’t come over.

    POST COPY:

    this is a fruit prep household 🍇🍎

    [ALT] one grape at a time. one dream at a time. ✨

    [ALT] meal prep... kind of.

  • SUPER: move-in day vibes ✨

    ALT: apple’s dorm room game = undefeated

    OPEN ON: APPLE UNPACKING A BOX IN HIS NEW DORM ROOM. CUT TO SLO-MO OF HIM UNFOLDING A FRUIT OF THE LOOM SHEET SET AND DRAMATICALLY PLACING IT ON THE BED. DREAMY SPARKLE FILTER OVER THE SCENE.

    MONTAGE:

    • APPLE SPINS TO REVEAL THE REVERSIBLE COMFORTER WITH A SMOOTH TRANSITION.

    • CLOSE-UP OF HIM FLUFFING A PILLOW LIKE A LUXURY HOTEL COMMERCIAL.

    • THE CAMERA PANS OUT TO SHOW THE COMPLETED ROOM WITH A SATISFIED SMIRK FROM APPLE.

    APPLE: This is what peak dorm swag looks like.

    RECORD SCRATCH AS PURPLE GRAPE COMES IN THE ROOM JUDGING HIM AND LOOKING AROUND, DREAMY EFFECT IS OVER. 

    POST COPY:

    [ALT] Apple’s dorm setup >>> yours

    [ALT] live, laugh, laundry day ready

    [ALT] fruit swag certified

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